Yes, life could be better. But it could also be worse. Don’t believe me? Allow me introduce you to my mother-in-law.

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean …”

“My closet’s so full of memories and fearful homosexuals that I have nowhere to …”

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be…”