Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, you scream, we all scream for excrement.

“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“Probably when people hear our national anthem they think of me. A real American…”

“Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.”