You believe everything you read in the papers? They get all the facts screwed up, and I think most of them are so crooked, they have to screw their pants on in the morning. Hell, most of them have to go diagonal just to walk in a straight line.” – Sundown

“We are coming up on the Sumerian apokalypsi–. (Artemis)I don’t think they use t…”

“Even if he doesn’t eat, he knows the cookies. I’ll bet his mother stuffed him f…”

“You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I'm not your 'ho and you ain'…”

“Lovey-dovey bullshit. Now let me tell you about what happens when you betray ev…”