You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

“It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a …”

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice f…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“There are only two kinds of books worth keeping: Valuable books and valuable bo…”