You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.

“With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for di…”

“I put two bricks side by side in the grass and called it a race. Neither one mo…”

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inn…”

“I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but fi…”