You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.

“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”

“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my un…”

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. …”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”