You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by the way my wife's naked body glistened through his kitchen window.

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on a…”

“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your bod…”

“If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thou…”

“I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It's a very exhausting posit…”