You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep.

“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct sme…”

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”

“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”