You can't write well what you don't read for pleasure. If it doesn't entertain you, it's not going to entertain anyone else.

“He trailed off as he saw the books. Piles and stacks of them beside the sofa, a…”

“Can we go back to the part where you're in love with me?""No, because I'm not a…”

“I felt badly because I'd been nasty. After your behavior tonight, I only wish I…”

“You don’t want to get in the habit of overusing the word “fuck” as an adjective…”