You don't believe in love, do you?" - "I think it exists. I just don't think it will ever exist for me.

“It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say "bite …”

“But I have a gut feeling on this and it’s not the oh-look-it’s-a-bright-shiny-w…”

“Come on, where did you learn to fight? Miss Manners’ School for Girls? My baby …”

“You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?…”