You don't like it?" asked Luca, who loves this stuff.
"I bet Gandhi never ate lamb intestines in his life," I said.
"He could have."
"No, he couldn't have, Luca. Gandhi was a vegetarian."
"But vegetarians CAN eat this," Luca insisted. "Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just shit.

“I won the argument against the knife that night, but barely. I had some other g…”

“Offer it up personally,then. Right now. I thought of how many people go to thei…”

“I had always been taught that the pursuit of happiness was my natural (even nat…”

“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”