You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.

“I keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must …”

“Dear Miss Hummingbird,
The leaves are turning green now, but not with envy. But…”

“She wasn’t gung ho, but she was Gung’s ho. There’s no love lost between them, b…”

“I’ll never rest on my laurels. If I’ve got more than one Laurel in my bed, rest…”