You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

“Groceries, you need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you …”

“A maior parte da Humanidade tem os olhos cheios de poeira da desilusão que nunc…”

“a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her fe…”

“There is so much about my fate that I cannot control, but other things do fall …”