You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and stops, she’ll die. She’s like a shark.” That’s what I told Renaldo, but how was I to know his girlfriend was literally a shark?

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out t…”

“A brick could be used to suppress the price of gold. But not for very long, bec…”

“Brushed nickel is a look I like to spend wisely.”

“How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.”