You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.

“You used," he said, and then took a sharp breath, "to call me Augustus.”

“Objectify women and it's fuckin' on, you'll be dead and gone like ancient Babyl…”

“Estoy en una montaña rusa que solo va arriba, mi amigo.”

“The car was packed by six fifteen, whereupon Mom insisted that we eat beakfast …”