You know what I like most about people? Pets.


“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they …”

“I’m older today than yesterday, and therefore I must be more mature.”

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. …”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about wa…”