You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied”

“When I’m in social situations I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel com…”

“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thie…”

“Larry: i don’t really get this fascination that people have with the ocean Cher…”