You may have the worst timing since Napoleon decided the dead of winter was the right moment to invade Russia.

“Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." (he points to …”

“I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.”

“Piano keys jangled as he got to his feet. "Our own Sleeping Beauty. Who finally…”

“When two people tell the same lie, the are working together”