you, Perry, you deserve a lifetime of servitude. Eons of groveling.

“Metro Von Dickfucker”

“Do you know why I freaked out? Because I realized I'd fallen in love with my be…”

“Fine," she said, but didn't let up on the gas. "I'm not getting a bad vibe here…”

“It was like if I gave up on Perry then I was giving up on love forever. Dramati…”