You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

“Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships”

“Not that she didn't love almost every boy she'd ever met, and not that every bo…”

“oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die a…”

“Open the fridge and putMy heart on a plate.I'm just as you leftme, and I taste …”