You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look for you.

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“For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Da…”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”

“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”