You should shoot. I should shoo.

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, ma…”

“The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—o…”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…”