You want sympathy, go fuck James Taylor.

“The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a norm…”

“Men, she thought, were one of the world's few sure comforts, like a fire on a c…”

“That's it? 'Damn, it smells like the fishsticks are burning and don't do that w…”

“Well. That's helpful. We'll put an APB out on the Gingerbread Man. I'm not hope…”