You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.

“I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.”

“Come buy from me what you could rent elsewhere. Like a Like button or a wiggly …”

“A book on war is useful, but it’d be even more useful if it could shoot bullets…”

“A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flow…”