You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.

“... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative.”

“I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULT…”

“...true style comes from innate cunning and mendacity. You can’t buy it.”

“But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always c…”