You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with you. I make love like I just rented these fabulous shoes.

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“A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable repla…”

“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”

“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your …”