Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can choose whether it is smooth or crunchy.

“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe …”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

“I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protecti…”