Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your girl.

“A wink and a glance walk into a bar. I know because I saw it out of the corner …”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“Write your goals down on a sheet of paper. That way you can easily flip the pag…”

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”