You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own la…”

“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We …”