Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.

“Bad pony-men! BOO!”

“Poseidon’s trident was also all over the place, since Peter the Great wanted to…”

“When he pulled away, he smiled kindly at me. I felt so good, I'll admit I teare…”

“I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a godd…”