the truth will set u free but first it will piss u off
Albert BorrisStichwörter: truth free albery-borris audrey crash-into-me
How would you like to star in your very own commercial?"
"I'd rather swim in battery acid.
Stichwörter: humor young-adult-fiction wait audrey
This man was a rogue, not because circumstances forced him to be a criminal but because he was born that way. He was probably conning his mother out of her milk the moment he could grin. He'd charm the clothes off a virgin in twenty minutes. And if the poor fool took him home, he'd drink her dad under the table, beguile her mother, charm her grandparents, and treat the girl to a night she'd never forget. In the morning, her dad would be sick with alcohol poisoning, the good silver would be missing together with the family car, and in a month, both the former virgin and her mother would be expecting.
Ilona AndrewsStichwörter: audrey rogue kaldar
Because you are the one. You are better than me in some things, and I am better than you in others...I don’t mind being a bit like you. I hope you don’t mind being a bit like me.
Ilona AndrewsOh, I don't know. I might grow on you."
She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?"
"Like a favorite vice.
Stichwörter: ilona-andrews audrey kaldar the-edge fate-s-edge
This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."
Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!"
Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.
Stichwörter: funny gnome ilona-andrews audrey the-edge fate-s-edge
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
"No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."
Great.
Stichwörter: funny george ilona-andrews audrey the-edge fate-s-edge
Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no doubt. But right now, all it would get him was a solid punch in those even teeth.
Audrey laughed. "Aren't you sweet? Tell me, do girls usually throw their panties at you when you do that?"
He grinned wider, and she glimpsed the funny evil spark in his eyes. "Do men throw money when you do your little Southern belle?
Stichwörter: ilona-andrews audrey kaldar the-edge fate-s-edge southern-belle
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs."
"You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?"
"Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.
Stichwörter: funny ilona-andrews audrey kaldar addict the-edge fate-s-edge
You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry."
"How do you make girls cry, exactly?"
George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence.
Stichwörter: funny george ilona-andrews audrey the-edge fate-s-edge
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