Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

Lawana Blackwell

Stichwörter: faith humor-inspirational seven bible-stories



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It's so much more than a child's story. - Matt Chandler on LIFE Today.

Matt Chandler

Stichwörter: christianity god religion bible jesus christian bible-stories matt-chandler the-village-church



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...the concept of marketing is almost as old as humanity itself...suffice it to say here that it took almost no time for a wily serpent to sell Adam and Eve on a shiny apple from the Tree of Knowledge, at which point they became not only the first humans but also the first marketing demographic, and God expelled them from the Garden of Eden for being total consumerist dupes. (p. 40)

BikeSnobNYC

Stichwörter: humorous marketing bible-stories



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The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world.

BikeSnobNYC

Stichwörter: humorous noah-s-ark bible-stories



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About 4,400 years ago 8 people stepped off Noah’s ark. According to the United Nations Population Growth Statistics, the world’s population grows at about .47% per year. That is the growth rate for all civilizations who kept records. Suppose you put $8.00 in the bank 4,400 years ago and received .47% a year. How much money would you have? What a coincidence! It would be about $7,000,000,000. That’s kind of odd, because 4,400 years ago 8 people stepped off the ark and now we have about 7,000,000,000 people on planet earth. God’s math works!
Compound interest is something we teach to seventh-graders. You don’t have to be a professor to figure this out. A twelve-year-old can do the calculation. Ask any seventh-grader, the algebraic equation looks like this: A=P (1+r/n)t . . . where "A " is the ending amount (about 7,000,000,000 in this case), "P " is the beginning amount (8 in this case), "r " is the interest rate (.47% in this case), "n " is the number of compoundings a year (1 in this case), and "t " is the total number of years (4,400 in this case).

Michael Ben Zehabe

Stichwörter: evolution charles-darwin creationism homeschool bible-stories new-earth



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