Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: humor wit homosexuality dorothy-parker heterosexuality



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Men
They hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are.
If you return the sentiment,
They'll try to make you different;
And once they have you, safe and sound,
They want to change you all around.
Your moods and ways they put a curse on;
They'd make of you another person.
They cannot let you go your gait;
They influence and educate.
They'd alter all that they admired.
They make me sick, they make me tired.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: humor poetry men dorothy-parker



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My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway of the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start,
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart, --
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: humor poetry men dorothy-parker



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Dorothy Parker once said: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.” Upon delivering this Dot bon mot, with much waving of sparkly rings and jingly bracelets, Constance Langtry comments that she’d add a fourth: “Deft tongue. And I don’t mean a good talker.

Marie Wilson

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A Very Short Song

Once, when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And that is very bad.

Love is for unlucky folk,
Love is but a curse.
Once there was a heart I broke;
And that, I think, is worse.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: love poetry heartbreak poems dorothy-parker



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Sunlight dusts them; Water is damp; Crosses pain them; And beheadings cause cramps—

Thomm Quackenbush

Stichwörter: water cross vampire dorothy-parker sunlight crucifix behead slay



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