The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks

Stichwörter: sex double-entendre



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Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West

Stichwörter: empowerment freedom marriage self-reliance independence institutions double-entendre bachelorhood self-sufficiency singles



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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Stichwörter: humor wisdom marriage double-entendre



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Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

Mark Z. Danielewski

Stichwörter: drinking tequila double-entendre



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He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

Ken Kesey

Stichwörter: psychology double-entendre



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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

L. Frank Baum

Stichwörter: humor double-entendre



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Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?

Sanami Matoh

Stichwörter: humor double-entendre



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I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: double-entendre



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Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: innuendo double-entendre naughty riddle hormone



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She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.

C.C. Hunter

Stichwörter: double-entendre



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