Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
Lewis CarrollStichwörter: funny wonderland
Isn’t it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn’t going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls “the National Geographic.” She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it’s too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa’s camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn’t take it with him when he left her. She said, “Maybe he wanted you to have it.”
I said, “But I was negative-thirty years old.” She said, “Still.” Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn’t, because there aren’t enough skulls!
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac AsimovStichwörter: life death funny comment death-and-dying transition
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I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?
If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
Stichwörter: revenge funny antisemitism
A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned
Benjamin FranklinStichwörter: money inspirational funny
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily TomlinStichwörter: humor inspirational funny goals-in-life wish
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
Robert ConquestStichwörter: funny bereaucracy management
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Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."
"Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.
Stichwörter: funny
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Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
Charlotte Perkins GilmanStichwörter: humor women humour funny fashion hats
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