I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: kate andrea grendel



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Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor parody beowulf grendel



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Who is that?”
“Your replacement.”
“You replaced me with a shaved poodle?”
“He's got mad skills.

Ilona Andrews

Stichwörter: kate derek grendel



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Find a pile of gold and sit on it.

John Gardner

Stichwörter: dragon grendel



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Stars, spattered out through lifeless night from end to end, like jewels scattered in a dead king's grave, tease, torment my wits toward meaningful patterns that do not exist.

John Gardner

Stichwörter: existential beowulf grendel



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It's not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine.

John Gardner

Stichwörter: stupidity grendel



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