Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.
Christopher MooreOh, I see. You’re horny.”
Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.”
“Right,” Cali corrected, frowning as she peered at the cellulite on the top of the back of her thighs. “You’re not horny. You’re lascivious.
My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.
Nicole Peeler98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.
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For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
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*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
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