This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. "Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. "It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." "What did people do before 1969?" "Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus.
Jonathan Safran FoerStichwörter: humor sex humorous
I don't necessarily agree with everything that I say.
Marshall McLuhanStichwörter: humorous
For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.
Artemus WardStichwörter: humorous misattributed-abraham-lincoln misattributed-max-beerbohm
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar WildeStichwörter: wordplay humorous naughty
I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.
Laurie Halse AndersonStichwörter: books humorous boring-books
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
Dean KoontzStichwörter: humorous
We have met the enemy and he is us.
Walt KellyStichwörter: humorous
Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods.
The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the edge of a forest that could only be described as really freakin' huge.
Stichwörter: humorous
You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.
Cassandra ClareStichwörter: humorous
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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