Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: married-with-zombies



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I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: married-with-zombies



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Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: married-with-zombies



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Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: married-with-zombies



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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies



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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies



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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies



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I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: comedy zombie married-with-zombies



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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Jesse Petersen

Stichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies



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