Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Markus Herz

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Benjamin Franklin Wade

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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Narcotics Anonymous

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Mark Twain

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It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that wins.

Arthur G. Lewis

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Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?

Frank Scully

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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Laurence J. Peter

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