If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.

Robert Hamburger

Stichwörter: humor ninjas



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No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.

Seth Grahame-Smith

Stichwörter: ninjas



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Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Nick Harkaway

Stichwörter: ninjas



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If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.

Jarius Raphel

Stichwörter: ninjas



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I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."

"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.

James Dashner

Stichwörter: humor epic ninjas awesomesauce



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I mean, we're ninjas."

"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said

"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.

John Green

Stichwörter: funny awkward ninjas



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The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

John Green

Stichwörter: ninjas



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Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that?
Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go.
Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha?
Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you.
Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.

Masashi Kishimoto

Stichwörter: naruto ninjas hidan kakuzu shippuden



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Knowing when to leave requires training.

Jane Prowse

Stichwörter: ninjas



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The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

Splinter TMNT 2012

Stichwörter: funny ninjas splinter tmnt



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