at first I thought you were just using me" she said
"I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what.
"Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. And she laughed as my kidney began to hemorrhage.

That's the beauty of honesty. Everyones so unused to hearing it they just assume you're kidding, and you get to feel very good and forthcoming without suffering any consequences except for traces of blood in your urine for the next day or two.

Paul Neilan

Stichwörter: humor honesty pain love sex sattire



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When you feel small in a God made world, it's called realization and when you feel small in a man made world, it's called exploitation.

Girish Kohli

Stichwörter: philosophy sattire



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सकल पदारथ या जग मांही, बाकी ऐसा है कि बिना हेर-फेर कुछ पावत नाही

Manohar Shyam Joshi

Stichwörter: humour sattire



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इस पुन्न भूम भारत में कबीर के बाद कोई बुरा आदमी पइदा हुआ हो तो हमें बता देंगे, प्लीज ! '- नेताजी ने हमें टोका - 'अंतम व्यक्त वाहियै था जिसने पब्लकलि डक्लेयर किया कि मुझसा बुरा न कोय।

Manohar Shyam Joshi

Stichwörter: humour sattire



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