All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
Markus ZusakAre you always a smartass?'
Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Stichwörter: humor sarcasm impudence smartass
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.
Stichwörter: breath sarcasm stupid question air smartass sarcastic
A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.
Steven BrustStichwörter: humor stupid smartass smartness
Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.
Stichwörter: romantic humorous smartass cinder-and-ella melissa-lemon
she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm
was throbbing, stiff, and painful.
"Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound?" she joked.
She hated the sight of blood, especially her own.
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." He dug into his pocket and brought out
his stele. "It would have been a lot less painful.
Stichwörter: blood smartass jace-and-clary
Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell
Jessica SorensenSo if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work.
"What?" I frown "what are you talking abou-"
"You can't play hard to get, kid." He raises his eyebrow. "I can't even touch you. Takes 'hard to get' to a whole new level, if you know what I mean." "Oh my god," I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. "You are insane." He falls to his knees. "Insane for your sweet, sweet love!" "Kenji" I can't lift my eyes because I'm afraid to look around, but I'm desperate for him to stop talking. To put an entire room between us at all times. I know he's joking, but I might be the only one. "What?" he says, his voice booming around the room. "Does my love embarass you?" "Please-please get up-and lower your voice-"
"Hell no."
"Why not?" I'm pleading now.
"Because if I lower my voice, I won't be able to hear myself speak. And that," He says, "Is my faviorite part."
I can't even look at him.
"Don't deny my Juliette I'm a lonely man."
What is wrong with you?"
"You're breaking my heart." His voice is even louder now,
Stichwörter: love funny dystopian smartass
Smartass is a latent idiot.
Toba BetaStichwörter: idiot smartass latent
Deemed a fool is better than smartass.
Toba BetaStichwörter: fool better smartass deemed
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