How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Sarah Mlynowski

Stichwörter: funny sarah-mlynowski std ten-things-we-did

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She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.

Chuck Palahniuk

Stichwörter: sex debt sterility stds std barren credit-card-debt

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How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?

Daria Snadowsky

Stichwörter: abstinence falling-in-love std

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