Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...
Tom WaitsStichwörter: humor marrige weddings
I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligation to be my sister's maid of honor, it had never occured to me that I would get asked to be in anyone's wedding. I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are the like the triathlon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. I figured if I valued my life, I'd stay away from weddings and they'd stay away from me.
Sloane CrosleyStichwörter: marriage weddings triathlon
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho MarxWeddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.
Lisa KleypasStichwörter: weddings
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.
Denise FieldsStichwörter: marriage weddings
...weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations -- many of which they've been cultivating since the day you were born.
Susan Jane GilmanStichwörter: weddings rorschach-tests
The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten.
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Be there a picnic for the devil,
an orgy for the satyr,
and a wedding for the bride.
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A small wedding is not necessarily one to which very few people are invited. It is one to which the person you are addressing is not invited.
Judith MartinStichwörter: weddings miss-manners
Some of the fae have an odd idea of bride send-offs," he explained "including, according to Zee, kidnapping." "I forgot about that." And I was appalled because I knew better. "Bran and Samuel are probably more of a danger than any of the fae," I told him. "Someday, I'll tell you about some of the more spectaculare wedding antics Samuel's told me about." Some of them made kidnapping look mild.
Patricia BriggsStichwörter: adam weddings werewolves fae mercedes
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