Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.
A. Lee MartinezQuiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.
A. Lee MartinezTags: eyes ogres awkward-moments ned
He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
A. Lee MartinezIn the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.
A. Lee MartinezTerrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.
A. Lee MartinezDeath should take more care with his paperwork.
A. Lee MartinezTags: fantasy
When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.
A. Lee MartinezTags: funny weird paranormal
I believe it was the great ogre philosopher Gary who observed that complexity is, generally speaking, an illusion of conscious desire. All things exist in as simple a form as necessity dictates. When a thing is labeled 'complex,' that's just a roundabout way of saying you're not observant enough to understand it.
A. Lee MartinezTags: understanding complexity simplicity observation gary philosopher-quotes
Ned passed the next few minutes quietly not dying in his office, and was pleased with how well it was going. He'd stayed alive longer, but now that he was concentrating on it, it felt more like an accomplishment.
A. Lee MartinezTags: accomplishment never-dead-ned not-dying staying-alive
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
A. Lee MartinezTags: writers writers-on-writing writing-life writer-quotes
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