I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

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I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

A. Whitney Brown

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I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

A. Whitney Brown

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