I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!

A.A. Bell

Tags: science humour crime

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I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to live!

A.A. Bell

Tags: inspirational humour fantasy science-fiction crime thriller diamond-eyes

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Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

A.A. Bell

Tags: animals dogs revenge fantasy science-fiction comedy crime supernatural shy bell bit

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guesstimate = better than a guess but not as guaranteed as an estimate...

i.e. It's simply a calculated forecast based on probability, historical trends, observations, analytical research, politics, studies of human nature and good ol' common sense (the latter 2 of which usually cause a toxic sediment when mixed, LOL)...

A.A. Bell

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For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists

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I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.

A.A. Bell

Tags: inspirational romance fantasy science-fiction comedy

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I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.

A.A. Bell

Tags: inspirational fantasy science-fiction luck truck sci-fi-humour-comedy

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Such a better world it would be if we all had the morals of a Golden Retriever; butt sniffing notwithstanding.

A.A. Bell

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