Well, sir. I look at facts. And the fact is that our world is dying and if we don't all do our best to save it, we aren't going to last much longer.

A.J. Lauer

Tags: science environmentalism armageddon



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You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet to vomit again and again, and die praying to the porcelain gods.

A.J. Lauer

Tags: humor science poison armageddon toilet radiation



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Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!

A.J. Lauer

Tags: humor armageddon office



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Zandy Brandy scented lotion - like the Normans, drunk and with soft hands!

A.J. Lauer

Tags: humor armageddon lotion normans



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You cast a desperate look at Eric, who has not yet noticed that you’ve been bitten. Will I turn now? Am I becoming one of them? When Ghandi said, 'Be the change you want to see in the world,' I don’t think this is how he meant it.

A.J. Lauer

Tags: change armageddon zombie ghandi bite



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You dial another college friend, Dr. Saunders, and she picks up almost immediately, 'Hi! Got a shitstorm here, what’s up?

A.J. Lauer

Tags: armageddon zombie infection dial-a-friend shitstorm



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It doesn’t take long to realize you’ve made the wrong decision. You bump along with your eco-fueled ego in your eco-fueled vehicle and reuse every piece of plastic and glass you encounter, but it isn’t enough.

A.J. Lauer

Tags: armageddon conservation recycling eco-fuel



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