I'm an ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

Al Yankovic

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

Al Yankovic

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I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)

Al Yankovic

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

Al Yankovic

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got
Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
So then why get upset if somebody like me
Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Al Yankovic

Tags: imagination inspirational children leaders

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Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!

Al Yankovic

Tags: imagination creativity uniqueness

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